melissa

melissa
1. (Melissa) (5327↑, 1504↓)
Melissa is a Greek name. In Greek, it means "honey bee." In Persian, it means "red rose." The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete." In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.

Melissa is a princess name.

2. (Melissa) (3511↑, 1171↓)
Melissa- A very beautiful person inside and out. Will always make you laugh and give you a hug before you even know you need one\! Can be some what blunt. But at least you know she is truthful. Very sweet and easy to talk to. Loves the colour pink and loves her family more than anything else\! High morals. She sets her own ground.

Melissa has everything in pink\!

Author: SomethingDifferent07 http://melissa.urbanup.com/3606550
3. (melissa) (5206↑, 2901↓)
Hottest girl in the known universe likes taking it from behind

wow, you look like melissa

4. (Melissa) (2150↑, 763↓)
Absolutely, without a doubt beautiful. A person everyone loves and cares for. A girl with breath taking eyes, Eyes you could stare into forever and never tired of.

That girl is SO a Melissa.

5. (Melissa) (1258↑, 281↓)
The kind of girl who has beautiful eyes. And is super beautiful. There aren't any guys who don't think she is. She loves long relationships and wants to fall in love with the right person. Is very caring, and will never hurt you. She may make mistakes, but in the long run, she is the best thing you will ever have.

Melissa is beautiful, caring, loving

6. (Melissa) (1801↑, 851↓)
Melissa is the coolest kid that has EVER graced the Earth. Most Melissas are ridiculously attractive and have many a boys wishing to bang them, crazy cowboy style. Melissas are also very generous and caring, often times taking care of their overly wasted friends, who while are entertaining, are prone to running away and getting searched by police. Melissas are also intensly smart and their brain power is like superheroic. COOL BEANS :) A Melissa is one of the best things anyone could ever have, like ever. Love you baby ;)

Chelsea: "Have you ever had Pinedale Pizza?" Melissa: "No?" Chelsea: "It's like eating a slice of God" Melissa: "Cool Beans"

7. (Melissa) (2331↑, 1459↓)
a girl, who takes life as it comes,has relationship issues and falls in love easily.

She is such a Melissa, she fell in love with him after only 3 weeks, and then he left her for her best friend.

8. (melissa) (875↑, 115↓)
an amazing girl, super pretty, gorgeous, BEAUTIFUL tends to fall for assholes, could have any guy but she doesn't know it, has problems admitting her true feelings towards others, tends to be in denial at times, could be depressed at times, but most of the time she is super outgoing,really nice and very talkative many guys think about seducing her but she can only kiss guys she likes, so if she doesn't like you like that.. good luck getting a peck out of her shes scared of commitment, rejection, the truth and love shes scared to fall in love even when shes already in love she also tends to overthink things, and cant make up her mind wether to blame herself or him...she usually takes the blame in the end

guy 1: wow\!\! melissa is so pretty guy 2: i know\!\! i use to like her.. but i didn't think she would go out with me, like come on she could go out with any guy, why go out with me? guy 1: thats exactly why i didn't ask her out

9. (Melissa) (673↑, 38↓)
Someone who leaves your heart paralyzed. And it's not because of how fly she is on the outside but it's because of what she's working wit on the inside. Your heart will drive you insane anytime you look into her eyes. You'll enjoy it though and hope that one day you can feel that again.

I'm no good at expressing what I feel but I know I'm in love with her because she's a melissa. No wonder your trippin you fell in love with a Melissa. Te amo Princesa.

Author: Don'tUseYourRealNameNancy :) http://melissa.urbanup.com/5186092
10. (Melissa) (653↑, 85↓)
The most beautiful woman in the world, very sexy & very hot. She has the most amazing eyes that you can gaze into all night long. A sexy body with great suckable boobs. She is the most loving, caring, generous & sexy woman you could ever meet. She is a great lover and the best girlfriend any guy could ever have. She is just an amazing and wonderful woman. She is the world, moon, sun, and stars all wrapped into one beautiful package. Melissa means everything to me and I love and miss her with all my heart.

I love Melissa

11. (Melissa) (540↑, 16↓)
The perfect woman. She's one of those girls who will knock your socks off and blow your mind. She makes you feel like you're the luckiest man in the world. My Melissa defines true beauty inside and out. She shows her compassion and playful side which is such a turn on. She's changed my outlook on the excitement and success in having someone right by your side who you know you would do absolutly anything for and love every minute doing it. I can tell her anything and know she won't judge me or hold anything against me. She's a girl you'd always want in your life no matter what. She is the only one who has made me trip over my own two feet and I'm fallin real hard for her. Constantly thinking about her and us, and how much more amazing my life is with her in it. She's the most sexy, loving, funny, strong woman I know and she's all mine.

Damnnn, he's one lucky ass bastard to be with that Melissa. She's bangin\!

12. (Melissa) (528↑, 48↓)
The most amazing thing that could happen to a guy, a breath of fresh air that will change a guy's life forever, the guy that gets her is 1 super lucky dude that will cherish her forever. A girl that everyone likes. A girl that that stops time when u see her through a crowd. A girl that needs to stretch more. T.I.P Melissa (";)

Damn dude that’s the girl that I want\! You wish u could get Melissa B Yeah, I do\! *wishing really hard* YOUR WISH IS GRANTED\! TREAT MELISSA WELL\! No problem, it’d be my pleasure\!

13. (Melissa) (473↑, 20↓)
Someone who makes u feel like a big ass softie whenever see looks into your eyes and no matter how hard you try to keep your walls up she'll just keep knocking em down. Someone who you want to let your heart love but because of all the confusion your mind is telling you not to, even though your heart is dying to. But at the end of the day a melissa is the best of the best.

i cant fight it cuz she's such a melissa\!\!\!

14. (Melissa) (490↑, 54↓)
1.A woman of such [intelligence], [beauty], [sensuality], and [character] that one is moved to write poetry, get physically fit, and take personal risks with pleasing her as the only goal. 2. A muse

I met a wonderful woman. With my luck, she's probably someone else's Melissa.

Author: Veronica's Robbie http://melissa.urbanup.com/4682511
15. (Melissa) (440↑, 12↓)
Unique, outgoing but can be shy at first, sweet, [beautiful], loving, sexy, [caring], [spiritual], goal oriented, highly [intelligent], [witty] well-rounded and artistic.

That woman is so [Melissa] when we are alone in her bed. When you are unsure of an intellecutal matter, just ask a [Melissa] for the answer.

16. (melissa) (381↑, 44↓)
Melissa is a girl that means everything to the person writing this. She is nice, sexy, lovable, cute, and an amazing person with an awesome personality. She pops up when you poke her side and is a little shy. She's someone I'm always missing and love very much.

I love Melissa

17. (Melissa) (337↑, 8↓)
The girl you don't realize your meant to be with. She is the most beautiful person inside and out. When you see her you get a feeling of warmth like no other. She usually is a person that is your best friend before you truly realize that you love her. You would do anything for this girl because she is a true person and never fake, she is honest with you and when she says some thing she means it. She will always stay by your side as long as you treat her right... The love of my life without a doubt.

My beautiful girlfriend Melissa \<3

18. (Melissa) (321↑, 5↓)
A very shy girl at first but once she's comfortable with you she can be the funnest girl to be around. She can be a lil moody at times but, aren't all girls that way. You have to be very patient with her to. No matter what she does she always has good intention. When your with a Melissa you have to be very trust worthy because she trusts with all her heart. Lets not for get about the love you get from her. When she loves she loves for real and its that type of love that you don't want to go away. If you love a Melissa it would be like losing everything and everyone you have. I love you babe

There are no words to describe Melissa.

Author: GolfWangHooligan http://melissa.urbanup.com/6040052
19. (melissa) (319↑, 5↓)
the most loyal friend you will ever have. some would call a girl like this radical and moody but she is strong willed and independent and will stand up for anyone she loves and believes in. abuse her loyalty, kindness, love and sincerity and risk losing her forever. if you stay true, a melissa will have your back til the end of time.

guy 1: "i cant tell if that girl is just really cool or a bitch\!" guy 2: "dude, shes a melissa." guy 1: "ooooh"

Author: howdoulikemenow http://melissa.urbanup.com/6035594
20. (melissa) (335↑, 23↓)
cute in a very sexy way, has the best smile, and the nicest personality ever

she is so a melissa

21. (melissa) (311↑, 15↓)
A hottie who is fun loving, quirkey and has a warped sense of humor. A Melissa is a flirt, with a sexy "come hither" smile and bedroom eyes. She appreciates people for their individuality and uniqueness. Is highly respectful of others, but in return expects the same. She will not hide from problems but meets them head on.

Melissa = A fun time and a great friend.

Author: aluxuriousexperience http://melissa.urbanup.com/5340015
22. (Melissa) (673↑, 382↓)
A super cool chick who has awesome hair. She also has great purses. Always makes people laugh.

*Melissa walks in* Person: *stares at Melisssa's purse* Melissa: Um, Person, do you work at American Airlines? Person: What? No. Melissa: Then why are you checking my bag?*Flips shiney hair over shoulder* *Everyone laughs*

Author: blonde_is_better http://melissa.urbanup.com/3842027
23. (Melissa) (371↑, 87↓)
Most beautiful girl ever. when she smiles, you can clearly see her dimples. loving, caring, and nice to basically everyone. tends to make friends with the wrong people though

Person 1: Dang Melissa is so hot Person 2: Nah man, she isn't hot, she's GORGEOUS

Author: bojanglesbbfadf http://melissa.urbanup.com/4195537
24. (Melissa) (334↑, 61↓)
The love of your life. A Beautiful gorgeous person, fights alot, but playfuly. Always says they love you more than you do them. Fun and enjoyable to be with.

"Damn, Melissa's my Melissa..."

25. (melissa) (260↑, 8↓)
a best friend you wont wanna lose , who makes a bunch of guys melt , any boy she talks to they fall in love with her , a great amazing girlfriend , when Melissa gets drunk shes real funny , someone you'd have sleep over , someone who is lovable , some one whose most likely popular , someone who has an amazing body , someone whose beautiful but doesn't think so her self , someone you can have a phone call with until you fall asleep , someone you can text for days , someone who makes mistakes , Melissa is a great person you'll regret not meeting her or talking to her who gets their feelings hurt a lot , someone you can write pages about .

Is that your girlfriend yeah lucky yeah she's Melissa i love her with all my heart oh i wish i had a fine girl like her yes , thank god i have her

26. (Melissa) (272↑, 23↓)
A Goddess

Melissa is as beautiful as Aphrodite. Melissa is more beautiful than any other Goddess. Melissa is divine\!

Author: MrUniverse2010 http://melissa.urbanup.com/5207639
27. (Melissa) (305↑, 57↓)
a very highlarious girl who loves to make you laugh and be the life of the party. a Melissa is the kind of girl that you'd want to be with if you want to have fun\!

hey, were you with Melissa at the party?\! heck yes\! she is the shit\!

28. (Melissa) (245↑, 14↓)
The greatest girl to walk to face of the planet. She cares for everyone. She's beautiful and her hugs are amazing because she's so warm. She's that rare breed of friend. The kind that doesn't mind catching a cold to just keep you from getting one. Because she puts others before herself, everyone loves her. She'll make you melt; figuratively and literally.

Boy: "Oh, hey Melissa." Girl: "I'm not Melissa." Boy: "My bad. I didn't mean to compare you to such an angel." Girl: "Nahh, it's all good. I was just thinking about her myself." Boy: "Then we're both in agreement that she's just simply-" Girl: "Yes, amazing."

29. (Melissa) (233↑, 8↓)
The most amazing, beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect in every way,ESPECIALLY her body. Greatest personality everrrrrrr.

Person 1: dude are you talking to melissa? Person 2: YEA SUCK IT NOOB\!

Author: xProdigyxWolfy http://melissa.urbanup.com/5931360
30. (Melissa) (236↑, 17↓)
Melissa- A very beautiful person inside and out. Will always make you laugh and give you a hug before you even know you need one\! Can be some what blunt. But at least you know she is truthful. Very sweet and easy to talk to. High morals. She sets her own ground. Absolutely, without a doubt beautiful. A person everyone loves and cares for. A girl with breath taking eyes, Eyes you could stare into forever and never tired of. You can see her dimples when she smiles. Falls in love easily. She's the girl that will make time stop when you see her in a crowd of people. She puts others before herself.

DAMN, look at that Melissa.

31. (Melissa) (234↑, 16↓)
Hottest girl in the known universe

Whoa, that chick is such a Melissa\!

32. (melissa) (253↑, 55↓)
The most amazing girl you will ever know\! She is really pretty,beautiful,sexy,hot and really smart\!\! \<3 You gotta love my bffl\! I love Melissa so much\!

Friend : Dude check out this girl\!\!\! Me : Dude thats Melissa\! My bffl\!

33. (Melissa) (186↑, 8↓)
Melissa is the most amazing girl anyone could ever meet. She is so beautiful and anyone who knows her is the LUCKIEST person in the history of lucky people. Melissa is extremely beautiful and could get any guy she wants. she has amazing eyes that can be glared into for hours on end. Melissa is the best friend ANYONE could EVER have. she has such sexy hair. For Melissa's friends, they are so so so grateful to have her and will respect and treasure her for ever and ever. For Melissa's boyfriend, he is the luckiest guy on earth. Melissa's life isn't always perfect, but she always keeps her head held high. sometimes, she doubts herself, but her friends will always help her up again. Melissa, you are a truely amazing person (: \<3

Melissa: my life is so un-perfect, I'm so stupid :/ Amazing friend: No your not, you'r beautifull and so amazing and everything you do, is soooo perfect, the way you walk, you talk, the way you do your hair. your soooo perfect (: or Facebook chat Guy: Holy crap Melissa is so beautiful Girl: I know huh, do you like her? Guy: of course, what kind of guy in their right mind wouldnt? Girl: (names some random) Guy: well he's a total idiot.... Girl: i know :)

34. (Melissa) (200↑, 36↓)
Beautiful inside and out. She makes the best wife and mother in the whole world. Loyal and loving....she is everyone's favorite.

What\! you're getting married? Don't worry, she is a total Melissa.

35. (Melissa) (165↑, 26↓)
A Melissa is the sweetest girl you will EVER meet. She smells soooo good. And her skin in incredible soft... BEST KISSER EVER\!\!\!\!

Andrew- Hey I kissed Melissa last night Matt- Damn did you\! haha That's my boy\! How was it? Andrew- She is the best kisser ahh im so into her\!

36. (melissa) (210↑, 73↓)
A woman of great passion who is a poet and romantic at heart. Has many men fall in love with her due to her great passion she does give to her men. sexually speaking, a wild cat that needs to be caged. Intellectually, speaking she has a good place for medicine and business. and has a caring personality. Although she is kind, she does has an evil side. You cross her she will send you to hell. Typically similar to a cat.

oh watch out for that cat, she could be a melissa.

37. (melissa) (138↑, 2↓)
a fantastic friend. a melissa is a great listener and will always give you amazing advice. she's gorgeous and her friendly personality captures people immediately. she's really smart, but she doesnt focus easily. her hair is beautiful and she attracts guys all over the place

erik: "Damn did you see that hot girl?" tim: "she's such a melissa\!" ben: "I have such a great girlfriend\!" jimmy: "you're so lucky, she's definitely a melissa."

38. (melissa) (143↑, 7↓)
The awesomest girl. Very good at black ops. Very epix. Loves turtles and tacos.....

Hey sexy, you must be a melissa. Omg she's good at black ops, she must be a sexy Melissa.

39. (Melissa) (145↑, 27↓)
A kind loving person, who is very shy around people she does not know well. But if she nows you well will make you laugh at her very stubborn way of thinking. She is Highly intellegent, very funny, kind to others except her brother. But will always do the best for anyone that she meets.

Little brother falls into pool and almost drowns...Melissa dives in after him and rescues him. An animal is wounded...Melissa does her best to save the animal. Friends talk bad about other friends behind each others back...Melissa will not join.

Author: Docman-aka cat http://melissa.urbanup.com/4568520
40. (Melissa) (103↑, 9↓)
Super hot girl with an amazing ass. Loves to be called missy and is a great best friend. You always want to see her more, or more of her. She will decline compliments but really she likes them. She is beautiful and special and one of the best mates you will have.

Guy 1: you know missy? Guy 2: the seriously hot one? Guy 1: yeah\! I want to bang her Guy 3: I don't know a missy.. Guy 2: Melissa Guy 3: oh I would bang her\! All three guys: FFUUUUUUUUUU YYEEEAAA

41. (melissa) (96↑, 3↓)
Short, Cute, amazing eyes. Greatest girlfriend in the world. she likes long relationships aura color usually purple great ass.Insecure falls in love only with the right guy.

Melissa is so perfect..

42. (Melissa) (93↑, 1↓)
A beautiful girl with a kind face reminiscent of peaches. A smart female with a horrible tastes in colors, but a wonderful taste in music. Has a small tendency to get confused and go on a killing rampage. Will always be loved more than can love, because it's a fact. Very interesting and easy to talk to. Has a nice ass.

Melissa is my peaches and I shall call her Peaches and she shall be my Peaches.

43. (Melissa) (78↑, 5↓)
A mother, a care giver, someone who is always there for you when you need her to be. Her best trait is her loyalty to others. Sure, she has a lot of other great treats. But, when it comes to loyalty, she takes the cake. People may talk smack about her, but that is because they don't know her. She is determined, strong, and caring. Her biggest flaw is her Paranoia. But, that is because she doesn't know how good of a person she is.

Melissa: Are you cheating on me?\! Husband: Hon, that's a picture of our children. Melissa: DON'T YOU STAND THERE AND LIE TO ME\! Where you having a god damn orgy in the house? Husband: That's a freaken birthday party\! Melissa: I'm sorry. I love you. Husband: Oh, Melissa. . .

Author: tokitokitotokito http://melissa.urbanup.com/6251237
44. (Melissa) (85↑, 19↓)
Lovely, Sexy, Smart, Loving, Fabulous, Stylish, Sweet, Kind, Caring, Wonderful, Beautiful Goddess; The envy of every girl in the world with a porn star body and the face of a goddess. Also the world's great mother\!

Check out Melissa\!\! She is the bees knees\!\! Best looking girl in the world\! Every girl in the world wishes she could be Melissa\!

45. (Melissa) (73↑, 38↓)
A beautiful girl you don't remember from High School but are glad you know her now. Very loving and smart. Family oriented and easy to talk to. The kind of girl you will marry and introduce to your daughter. Has an AMAZING body.

Melissa, will you marry me?

46. (Melissa) (44↑, 11↓)
Hispanic/latina, usually a very short smart girls, wear glasses most of the time, has the cutest smile ever, loves the color pink, hates fakes and 2faced bitches, goes out with guys that are hispanics, has many friends but she wont trust most of them. she usually likes guys that smoke weed and like to have fun, she is the type of girl that you can become best friends with\!\!

Melissa has everything in pink\!\!\!

47. (Melissa) (94↑, 66↓)
super sweet, nice, kind, religious, girl that can let her emotions run wild sometimes ), and has a tendency to like guys who don't deserve her.

Melissa: (being super amazing) Hello\! Guy: Heeyyyy Mel: you're kind of cool ^^ Guy (totally lying) Yeah I know... Imma go now Mel: :( (Totally should be sad, he's a douche)

Author: Flustered Vampire http://melissa.urbanup.com/5432661
48. (Melissa) (14↑, 4↓)
Usually used to define a girl with a sly and sexy singing voice. Also used to describe a seductive voice from an unknown caller.

Remember Martin's sister?, she was a Melissa. Some girl rang my phone today, too bad i didn't get to know her. She was a Melissa

49. (Melissa) (4↑, 18↓)
The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like [kermit] the frog.

Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift\! Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.

Author: cramped thighs http://melissa.urbanup.com/6319863
50. (Melissa) (4↑, 20↓)
Someone who constantly talks shit. This person litterally only opens her mouth to talk all kinds of mad rediculous shit...even when she isnt involved in the conversation she will still interject in order to talk shit.

boy- so bro wanna chill or something random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you

51. (Melissa) (5↑, 22↓)
Overachiever, split ends, wears the same clothes every day. Obnoxious, and rude. Thinks she is better than everyone else and feels the need to hit on your man. I give her props for not switching schools when everyone found out about what she did to her ex-boyfriend.

Lexi: Really, Melissa? Stop hitting on my man. Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you. Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye\!

Author: hmmthatsmeeeeee http://melissa.urbanup.com/6276604
52. (Melissa) (4↑, 31↓)
The kind of girl that lies for attention. Don't trust this girl, she'll tell you she has cancer and she'll tell you she's pregnant just to get her own way. She's also a complete jealous bitch of anyone who goes near her ex boyfriend. Also the worst follower in the world of dental hygiene. Bitch got clagnuts for teeth, yo.

OMG\! Melissa is such a bitch. Have you seen Melissa's teeth?\! Ewwww. Melissa got CLAGNUTS in her mouth, bro.

Author: Don'ttrustcuzthehowon'ttrustme http://melissa.urbanup.com/6253446
53. (Melissa) (5↑, 32↓)
Another word for a person who looks rather disgusting\! They enjoy obsessively texting people who absolutely hate them\! They like to brag about how many times they barf after parties. They are often in need of some face cream. I always see them getting stuck places. And they are alway desperate for attention\!

"Look at that blubbery girl stuck under that thing over there\!" "Her names probably melissa"

54. (Melissa) (3↑, 31↓)
Another word for a person with dry, red, hairy skin\!

"Eww that chicks gross\!" "yeah she probably a Melissa\!"

55. (melissa) (5↑, 35↓)
a girl who will usually give blow jobs and do alot of kinky stuff such as suck your dick with food on it. most melissa are bigger girls that are dieing for atention and will fuck you for it

melissa: hey johnny johnny: ehh melissa: wanna fuck johnny: hell yeah melissa after sex: wanna go out johnny: what who are you did you drug me

Author: thatoneguyyoublew http://melissa.urbanup.com/5871981
56. (Melissa) (5↑, 43↓)
a cracked out white girl who thinks just cuz she only wears true religion she looks good even tho it looks like shit and she has no style. she is locked up behind zannny bars, this girl shouldnt have a car. a stupid bitch ass slut who loves drugs and talks shit about everyone

You see that girl driving like a Melissa, she must be high

Author: mikkkkkkkkkkey http://melissa.urbanup.com/6106561
57. (melissa) (207↑, 246↓)
Acronym: MELISSA: My Entire Life Is Spent Striving Ahead

A very driven woman in her 20s or 30s eg that new girl is a real Melissa.

58. (melissa) (8↑, 51↓)
Big nose, sychopathic honey bee\! Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer. She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns. Plus, she loves her animals.

melissa's personality??

59. (Melissa) (63↑, 108↓)
a person who hits their head a lot

"that girl is such a melissa"

60. (Melissa) (6↑, 52↓)
This fucked up girl that cheated on me for some ugly as kid down the street. She's so fucking stupid she doesn't know what attractive is. I played water polo and swam for the national team and a lot of girls were going for me and i picked her. Instead she picked the frosh/soph small town football player. She doesn't know anything, she's blonde by heart even though she's brunette.

Hey dude that chick i went out with is so [Melissa] she picked the video game geek over a jock like me.

61. (Melissa) (251↑, 298↓)
Someone who is really blunt, but will tell you the truth, no matter what the circumstances. Someone who likes to go shopping, eat a lot, sleep and is kind of promiscuous but doesn't care if anyone calls her a whore. Melissa's are cool, nice, fun, honest,kinda whorish and a non conformist.

Guy\#1: Dude\! Did you make out with that girl at the party last night? Guy\#2: Hell yeah. She was pretty easy. Guy\#1: What's her name? Guy\#2: Melissa. Guy\#1: Figures. Guy\#2: She's cool though.

Author: LifesucksbigTyme http://melissa.urbanup.com/3884286
62. (Melissa) (15↑, 71↓)
A Melissa are someone who can easily fall under pressure and become depressed. Results to taking unprescribed medicine, or drinking. They will want to cling to your side because they feel dependent, especially in hard times at school. Best friend will be a cat, probably for life. Walks slumped over, and kills all happy moods of others. A "Buzzkill"

Hey whats wrong?" "I had a drink last night.." "Oh no dont turn into a Melissa\!

Author: RachelBlackburn http://melissa.urbanup.com/5765484
63. (melissa) (184↑, 240↓)
a naive country bumpkin. someone who fails brilliantly at relationships. an old worn out prude.

That woman over there looks lost. Should we help her? No she is fine that's just a Melissa. Oh I have heard about those creatures but have never seen one up close...Ugh, poor woman\!

64. (Melissa) (87↑, 144↓)
1. honeybee in Greek 2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus 3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants 4. someone who is clueless about pop culture

1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god. 4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?" Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary." Melissa: "What's that?"

65. (melissa) (134↑, 197↓)
a she devil. The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention. Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.

Younger guy: Hey, check out that cougar? Let's go chat her up and see what happens. ;) Older guy: Hell No\! that's a Melissa\! If you were smart you would run the other way\!

Author: secondtimesnotacharm http://melissa.urbanup.com/5272033
66. (Melissa) (10↑, 74↓)
The most annoying person you can ever know. she will copy you, and always take control of things. Melissa always has to act annoyingly cute. she will also drive away the guys/ girls your interested in.

Kayla: did you see what Melissa is wearing today? Jake: yeah. didn't krista wear that yesterday? wow what a copycat \melissa jessica: hey Chris. you wanna hang out? Chris: um sure Melissa: ooo what are we gonna do? Chris: on second thought maybe another time

67. (Melissa) (10↑, 79↓)
A blood sucking demon whore. Loves as much sexual attention as she can get. Cheats, steals and lies to get what she wants. Has an ego the size of an elephant. Appears to be a very good person but is busting at the seems with evil manipulative thoughts and actions. Takes advantage of sweet, kind innocent men to suck their blood and use them for finances while she prowls for the next visctim. Heartless, untalented, attention loving whore.

Oh, she stole your money after cheating on you with two guys this week, and a girl?\!\! Oh that's deffiantely a melissa\!

68. (Melissa) (35↑, 116↓)
German name, meaning Spoons. Can also be spelled Löffels and Cucharas. Is often very pretty, and sometimes retarded.

Melissa likes to eat her Leek mixture with a Löffel.

69. (melissa) (198↑, 300↓)
Name for a girl that likes to parttake in sexual acts in public places or places with high risk of being seen. Places include but are not limited to airplanes, cars, bathrooms, under a blanket with people in the room, etc

Melissa, we cant do this right here, people are watching.

Author: BradenHaileyAlyssaCayden http://melissa.urbanup.com/3743922
70. (Melissa) (37↑, 152↓)
a young lady who feeds off the souls of men. there for being a hooker. she also has rather small boobs. but also is quite a good friend and needs to be coached on not wanting everyones nuts.

girl1:"THAT MELISSA IS MAKING OUT WITH EVERYONE\!\!\!" girl2: "But she's a really good friend. Not just a hooker."

71. (Melissa) (36↑, 175↓)
Fat ass and usually pretty dumb

Don't expect a Melissa to wear cute tiny clothes or write you a paper\!\!\!

72. (Melissa) (29↑, 172↓)
An attractive female with a strand of turrets that causes her to yell racial slurs at inapropriate moments. Prone to stealing babies in order to probe them for the secrets behind their smooth skin. Dispite popular belief, Melissa's do not procreate their young by "taking it from behind" but rather by biting their mates. Part robot (usually in the knee area). Tends to be attracted to males who are overweight ("pudgy") and have slight down syndrome. Also occasionally lesbien.

Because Melissa bit me...

73. (melissa) (27↑, 173↓)
a stupid person who cant think for themselves...they have to fallow what you say and do.they cant help but try to be in your life and be jealous of what they dont got and cant have\!they are a back stabing whore that you need to stay away from..she will like who you like and try to win them over. so DONT LET HER/HIM IN YOUR LIFE\!SHE IS A BACK STABER AND SHE WILL SCREW YOUR LIFE UP\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

girl.1.-dude melissa get your own life and bud out of mine melissa-but i like what you got more then what ive got girl.1.-deal with it your a stupid bimbo\!

Author: \melissaLYNN\melissa http://melissa.urbanup.com/5413720
Related: mel, beautiful, sexy, love, melisa, slut, hot, mellisa, sex, sweet, whore, cool, girl, gorgeous, lesbian, amazing, ass, gay, malissa, meli, pretty, skank, bitch, cake, chris, cute, hair, laugh, lissa, mellissa, missy, nerd, poop, smelly, amanda, awesome, babe, beast, ben, blowjob
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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